can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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