Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
this will be a night to untag.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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