that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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