brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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