do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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