Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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