You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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