no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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