I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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