ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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