Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
