why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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