I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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