I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
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