im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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