i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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