I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
17 year olds will be the death of me.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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