So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
how do flat chested girls get laid?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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