let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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