i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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