There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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