Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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