Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I've blown a few things in my day
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
