The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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