By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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