You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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