I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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