Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Don't EVER smell your tampon
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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