how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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