Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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