How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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