Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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