i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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