We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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