every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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