The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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