i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Will exercising make me less horny?
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