brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
So squirting runs in the family.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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