Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Randomize
