Fuck appropriateness.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
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