if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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