dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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