I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
