What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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