So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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