i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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