I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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