Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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