She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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