im about as happy as oj after his trial
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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