Christians are straight up FREAKS
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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