Christians are straight up FREAKS
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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