Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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